Hilarious TL;DR Version Of 'Harry Potter' Will Have You Rowling On The Floor

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Meeeeesh
Dec 28, 2018 4:00 PM EST

This summarized text version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone will make any Potter fan LOL.

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    Text - o00 Verizon LTE 9:44 PM Messages Alyssa Details USE MAGIC THERES NO MAGIC EMOJI MAKE ONE
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    Text - The potter family WATCH OUT HERE COMES VOLDY
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    Text - LEAVE SHT LILY SAVE HARRY IM DONE WITH YOU
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    Text - T HATE YOU HE LIVES
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    Text - LEAVE 11 years later... NO on privet drive
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    Text - NO WAKE UP POTTER WE'RE GOING ΤΟ ΤHEZO iMessage
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    Text - o00 Verizon LTE 9:44 PM Messages Alyssa Details f ku Dudley WOT M8 I said I'm coming!
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    Text - I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU Dudley happy birthday look at all these gifts
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    Text - IF YOU WONT LEAVE I WILL THOSE ARENT ENOUGH F KING GIFTS M8
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    Text - BYE if those were my gifts I wouldn't be so rude... shut up staircase cupboard boy
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    Text - whatever are we going to the zoo or nah hiss hiss f bois Dudley go play with the snake lol
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    Text - MOOOOOO0OM potter ur in deep shlt m8
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    Aqua - potter ur in deep shit m8
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    Text - for me!!! we moving to an island I ain't here for this mail YER A WIZARD HARRY S A D DURSLEYS Delivered iMessage
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