Honey Boo Boo Just Released Her First Single 'Movin' Up'

Someone took a big sip of Go-Go Juice and decided that it would be a good idea for Honey Boo Boo to make her music debut.

This person is a monster that should be forced to eat a big bowl of sketti.

Boo Boo is joined by her sister "Pumpkin" and "viral video artist" Adam Barta (no one has ever heard of this man) for one trainwreck of a music video.

The chorus encourages everyone to do the *Honey Boo Boob Bop. *Please don't do the Honey Boo Boo Bop.

On a more encouraging note, Mama June and Sugar Bear both appear in the video dancing awkwardly together! Could the flame of love be rekindled? If not, love is dead and there is no hope.