The enterprising folks behind "Same Ole Line Dudes" have created a very clever buisness of standing in line for other people for $25/hour. They'll wait in line for you to get an iPhone, go to a Broadway show, or any number of other things.
The company's founder recently spent 48 hours first in line for a new iPhone for someone, made $1000, and had pizza delivered to his spot.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I just found my next gig.