Don't Watch This Short Film Before Handing Out Halloween Candy

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

'I sat around doing nothing for the last 2 months of my job': Quitting employee stops being assigned work by petty boss 4

‘Go (work somewhere else) team’: Company cuts employees' hours but demands they double the sales, employees collectively decide to do the bare minimum instead. 5

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 6

Tech support is disappointed 1

And you worship its every move 2

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 3

Funny And Wholesome Cat Memes For People Spending Caturday Curled Up With Their Cats 4

Cats never lie about food 5

Potholes 6