16 Pop Songs Translated Into Shakespearean English

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Jan 18, 2019 12:00 PM EST

It can get old really fast hearing the same pop songs over and over on the radio. That's why we really appreciate geniuses like Shakespeare Lyrics, a Twitter account dedicated to translatingpop songs into Shakespearean slang for the cultured and classy. We're sad to report that this Twitter account no longer exists, unfortunately. It's a tragedy, really.

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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 25 Mar 2013 They see me operating my motor vehicle. They art prejudiced. 2.8K 16.1K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 2 Jun 2013 My apologies Lady Jackson, I am quite sincere. It was not in my wishes to provoke thy daughter's sadness, I apologised numerous times 2.1K 5.7K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @Shakespeare Song 15 May 2013 Pantaloons upon the ground, pantaloons upon the ground, thou resemble a jester with thy pantaloons upon the ground 1.6K 2.8K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 12 Feb 2013 I hath acquired 99 predicaments, alas a wench cannot be regarded as one. 6.3K 22K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 9 Jul 2013 She hath a large posterior, so l call her large posterior 3.7K 1.5K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 26 Mar 2013 My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field and they announce "It's superior to thine" 8.2K 구 20K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow If thy wish to be mine lover, thou must be acquainted with my companions RETWEETS LIKES 804 1,376
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Feb 1 Observe me now. Observe me now, oh. I am acquiring parchment 1.8K 2.1K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Jan 24 Two females originating from the Trailer Park relocate around the circumference. 848 11.2K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong 12 Feb 2013 I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket. 16K 구50K
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow The female hath fruit-bottomed denim pantaloons, heavy footwear adorned with animal skin RETWEETS LIKES 864 1,746
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow Frozen water, frozen water, infant RETWEETS LIKES 1,165 1,908
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics Follow @ShakespeareSong For I am solely about thy bass, bout thy bass, no mischief. RETWEETS LIKES 339 825
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow His palms doth perspire, his knees feeble, arms doth weigh in excess, vomit hath appeared on his garments already, mother's Italian cuisine. RETWEETS LIKES 1,570 2,196
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom? LIKES RETWEETS 1,007 1,788
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    Text - Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong Follow Thou and I infant, art naught but creatures of mammalia, therefore let us engage in behavior imitated by subjects on The Discovery Channel. RETWEETS LIKES 239 504
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