You Are the Dumbest Kind of Person

Kid tells father's friends about his 18th birthday: 'He... told me to act like we're a happy family in front of his old friends' 1

‘We smiled inside seeing his discomfort’: Entitled new boss' pet swipes office chair from coworker, so employee makes sure he's as uncomfortable as possible 2

Company holiday party flushes out family drama when step-kids catch their MIL in a lie when she uses a ‘family emergency’ to bail on future NYE plans: ‘I don’t think [we've] ever laughed so hard' 3

Petty gift-giver takes present back after family member gives them nothing: 'Petty me cancelled their vacation' 4

Factory worker follows manager's orders, costing the company thousands of dollars, managers gets fired: ' I was ordered to direct all questions to the "senior" worker' 5

Employee offers to fix store's computer, boss refuses and calls a professional, only to reach the same employee and pay X4 the rate: ‘You fool, I am the professional’ 6

34-year-old man-child accuses 30-year-old girlfriend of being a gold digger, she leaves him and now he needs money: '[He's] got no gold to dig!' 1

Company holiday party flushes out family drama when step-kids catch their MIL in a lie when she uses a ‘family emergency’ to bail on future NYE plans: ‘I don’t think [we've] ever laughed so hard' 2

27-year-old woman bails on family Christmas over how her parents treat her boyfriend, they spend the holiday at the Caribbean 3

‘And we all enjoyed our meals in peace': Father uses Christmas music to shutdown the entitled man refusing to stop the video chat he's having at full volume that is overstimulating his neurodivergent son 4

'We live in a society': Karen leaves her cart behind a parked car and man in the car returns the favor, sparks discussion on the 'shopping cart theory' 5

'I’ll wait': Karen steals a window seat from a holiday traveler who puts her in her place then publicly shames her entitlement with stoic patience 6