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6 Types Of People You Usually Meet At Dog Parks

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    The Dog Mom

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    You've heard about your neighbourhood cat lady, right? Well, let me introduce you to the dog mom! They have more dogs than children. And even if the dogs poop on their shoes or chew on their couch, they'll still smile and love their doggos the same.

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    The Mean-Looking One

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    You see that cute little dog over there? Do you want to pet it? Well, too bad, its owner's face looks like they're about to cut someone. They might not be that mean if you talk to them, but you just can't risk it.

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    The Instagrammer

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    The dog is more famous than its owner. With the owner's camera in its face, recording every single move it makes, we all know its an Instagram dog.

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    The Absentee

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    There is a dog running frantically everywhere, shoving its face in people's foods and causing chaos. However, its owner is nowhere to be seen, they would be called the absentee.

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    The Prim And Proper One

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    "Oh, my purebred is way better than that mixed breed." These dog owners feed their dogs freshly baked lobsters by a professional chef, and they drink the tears of Jesus instead of water.

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    The Messy One

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    There is a dog at the corner of the park, and it is pooping. Its owner is watching it poop but doesn't do anything about it or clean it up. You don't want to interact with them, trust me.


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