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"Greatest Hits" Twitter Trend Has People Saying the Biggest Clichés About Their Jobs

With every job comes a slew of misinformation about what it is you do all day. Wouldn't you believe it, Law and Order SVU isn't actually a terrifically accurate depiction of what forensics specialists do all day. Here's a smattering of the dumb conversations people have to have about their jobs.

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    Text - Peachumari Follow @peachumari Hi, I'm an artist. You might know me from such greatest hits as: "did I seriously just put this on the wrong layer", "pressing control z til this hand looks right", "why does this character look different every time I draw them???" And "PUT IT ON THE WRONG LAYER AGAIN"
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    Text - Andrien Gbinigie Follow EscoBlades Hello i'm a Marketer. You may know me from greatest hits such as "No, I can't just make it go viral", "No, our target audience can't be everybody", "No we can't photoshop a video" and "Yes, you absolutely will need a copywriter!"
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    Text - Enigma | T3C @the3n19ma Follow Hello, I'm a video game editor. You may know me from my greatest hits: "final.veg" "final2.veg" "fsfinal.aep" "Holyshitareyoukiddingme.aep "isweartogod.aep" "bitch.aep" "bitch2.aep" "Busjbsgxfrakwb.prproj" "iwillchangetomoviemaker.veg"
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    Text - realEDdork Follow @realEDdoc Hi! I'm an ER doc. You might know me from my greatest hits including "how much have you had to drink tonight?" "Why weren't you wearing your seatbelt/helmet?" And "what made you think your stubbed toe/toothache/runny nose was an emergency at 3 AM?"
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    Text - Lisa Fagin Davis Follow @lisafdavis Hi, I'm the Executive Director of @MedievalAcademy. You might know me from my greatest hits, including these actual things I have said on the phone: "Sorry, we don't teach archery"; "Actually, Speculum is not a journal of obstetrics"; "That's M-E-D-I- E-V-A-L."
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    Text - Paolo Viscardi Follow ePaoloViscardi Hello, I'm a zoology curator, you might know me from my greatest hits including: "yes, the animals are real", "no, they're not alive" and "no, I didn't kill them"
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    Text - Addy Follow eadriana lowe Hello, I'm a primatologist, you might know me from my greatest hits including: "no I don't touch the animals", "no, you shouldn't touch the animals", and "just because it's cute it doesn't mean it won't rip your face right off if you try to keep it as a pet"
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    Text - Katharine Hayhoe Follow eKHayhoe Hi, I'm a climate scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "No, it's not a natural cycle," "Yes, I know it's been warmer before (and the only reason YOU know is because we scientists told you so)," and "Just because it's on YouTube doesn't mean it's true."
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    Text - lan Coldwater Follow @lanColdwater Hi, I'm a hacker. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like "No, I can't hack your ex-girlfriend's Facebook," "Yes, that can be hacked," and "No, it doesn't work that way."
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    Text - Christine Estima Follow @christineestima Hi, I'm a freelance writer. You might remember me from such classics as, "Yes I have heard about self-publishing" and "oh you'd like to write a novel too but never have? Do tell!"
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    Text - Rabbi Ruti Regan Follow ORutiRegan Hi, I'm a rabbi. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like, "Why did you just change the subject to Israel?", "Yes, women can do that.", "No, I'm not planning on making aliyah", and "Look magazine didn't think that the American Jewish community had a future either."
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    Text - Zack Whittaker Follow @zackwhittaker Hi, I'm a security reporter. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like, "no, I'm not actually a hacker," "that stupid admission was in fact on the record and will be in my story," and "yes, you are why I drink so much."
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    Text - Jake Williams Follow MalwareJake Hi, I'm a digital forensics investigator. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like "no, the enhance button isn't real," " can't answer that because you chose not to log," "a hard drive isn't the same as live analysis," and "yes, it takes longer than it does on TV."
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    Text - Daily Nous DN Follow DailyNousEditor Hi! I'm a philosopher. You might know me from such hits as "No, I don't have any sayings," "You must be thinking of psychology," "That would be begging the question" and its even more popular follow- up, "That's not what 'begging the question' means."
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    Text - Joanne Harris Follow Joannechocolat Hello, I'm an author. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "No, not like J. K. Rowling", "exposure doesn't pay the bills," and "I don't know, *have* you heard of me?"
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    Text - Claire Wilson Follow @ClaireW62 Hello! I'm a specialty doctor in geriatrics. You might know me from my greatest hits including,"stop that betahistine", "this patient needs an MMSE" and "do you have stairs?"..
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    Text - OR barbie Follow etheblondeMD Hi! I'm a surgical resident. You might know me from my greatest hits including, "when's the last time you had a bowel movement?" "Turn your head and cough" And the especially unforgettable, "you're going to feel a little pressure now"
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    Text - Thesaurus.com Follow @thesauruscom Hi, I'm the thesaurus. You might know me from some of my greatest hits, such as "Their, they're, and there are not synonyms," "Sometimes bad is a synonym for good," and "If you can't remember a word, I've got options for you." II
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    Text - Elisabeth Follow YourMomsucksTho Hi, i'm a mom. You might know me from some of my Greatest Hits like "I thought your game was cancelled", "please don't fart on your sister", "why are there dirty socks in the refrigerator" and "I've clearly failed as a mother, just wait until your father gets home"
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    Text - Johannes Haushofer Follow ejhaushofer Hi! I'm a professor. You might know me from my greatest hits, including "Of course it is, "everything is relevant for the exam," "No i don't have summers off," and my chart- topper, "It's on the syllabus."
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