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25 Amusing Tweets In Which God Seems Like The Class Clown

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. If you're interested in more fun Twitter content, check this out

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    twitter post about god [God making coconuts] ANGEL: Hair on the outside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: Milk on the inside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: So, this is another mammal? GOD: [taking bong rip] Imao, no
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    twitter post about god GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made ANGELS: [confused applause]
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    twitter post about god |righteoussness god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman C scotchtapeofficial god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked
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    twitter post about god [inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
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    twitter post about god Mammoth: [slides $20 across the table] I need you to take out the Dinosaurs. God: [pocketing moneyl how do you want it done? Mammoth: make it look like an accident God: I'll hit em with a rock. Mammoth: what? no I said an accident God: a big ole space rock
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    twitter post about god God: you can breathe underwater! Fish: nice. God: also eat and drink underwater. Fish: so where do I go to the bathroom? God: Fish: just on the land or something?
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    twitter post about god GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am supposed to move? G:like this shimmies* S: G:just kinda shimmies* S:dude
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    twitter post about god [God creating dogs] God: you're man's best friend Dog: Pretty sexist God: No, man as in every -.fuck it. You can't talk. Dog: . God: & chocolate kills you
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    twitter post about god God: you're gonna be beautiful your whole life. Butterfly: yeah I better be. God: [to Angel] I don't like his attitude make him an ugly hairy worm for half his life.
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    twitter post about god GOD: actually, scratch that ANGEL: no unicorns... got it GOD: aww, what the hell, put 'em in the ocean [CREATES NARWHALS]
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    twitter post about god *creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let's work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it's offspring with it for protection God: Okay that's kind of weak Sharon but we'll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is
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    twitter post about god God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from A: they dont like that milk God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table
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    twitter post about god [Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button
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    twitter post about god adam: [naming the birds] tits god: lol ok but let's take this a little more seriously adam: blue-footed boobies god: you can't name all the birds after boobs adam: [pointing to rooster] cock
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    twitter post about god [boarding the ark Noah: Name? Bold Eagle: Bold Eagle Hyena, from the back: more like BALD eagle Imao Owls: Imao Noah: Imao *marks down bald eagle*
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    twitter post about god GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15!! ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25 GOD: 30!! CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO
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    twitter post about god god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!! ants: yipee!! yay!! god: okay lets make the anteater now ants: the what
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    twitter post about god [God creating the Sun] God: Let's make a giant nuclear powered ball of fire be their main source of heat and light. Angel: Got it, so all life will depend on- God: Also it gives them cancer.
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    twitter post about god God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
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    twitter post about god God: You can see and fly in all directions Fly: That's dope! So I'm basically a superhero lol God: We'll call you a fly Fly: Ok... God: But you're really small Fly: Umm... well I guess I could work with tha- God: And you eat shit Fly: The fuck?
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    twitter post about god God creating a turkey] God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock... Animal technician: Anything else? God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
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    twitter post about god [God creating the Walrus] GOD: What if a dog bear fish- ANGEL: U mean a seal? GOD: Yea yea. What if one of those fucked a saber tooth tiger?
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    twitter post about god [God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they're thirsty, they GOD: Make it undrinkable.
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    twitter post about god [god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. "Come on God, wha-" Make its puke delicious. "WTF."
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    twitter post about god God creating spiders] "Make it have 8 legs" Seems excessive but ok "And 8 eyes" You need to calm down a li "Give it a butt rope"
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