25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (November 4, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Nov 4, 2025 1:00 PM EST

A shower is like a temple. You step into it to be cleansed, sure, but not just your body. A good shower cleanses you of all sorts of ailments of the mind and spirit. Have you ever had plans that you really didn't feel like going to? Who hasn't? You agreed that you would go a while back, and now the prospect of leaving your house seems utterly impossible. You hop in the shower, letting the hot water run down your shoulders. You emerge as a new person. You can make it to that housewarming party. Everything feels possible. 

All to say, a shower can be transformative. It can be the difference between impossible and possible. It can also help you come up with some beautiful ideas. Something about the solitude and the warm water leaves your mind free to think some of its most interesting thoughts. That's what we've come to celebrate today. These shower thoughts were born out of some legendary showers, I assume. I don't know, I wasn't there. But either way, we're going to enjoy the fruits of their labor. 

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    "People unknowingly cook last meals for others every day"
    via Alyson McPhee

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  • Shower thoughts can be funny or profound, but either way, they have to make us think about something in a new light. They have to show us something that we haven't considered before. And they have to do it in only a sentence or two. So scroll on to see what the internet's brightest minds have come up with. 

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    u/sparquis • 22 days ago Waking up when your body is done sleeping, not when a machine tells you to, is a profound privilege that many of us won't get to enjoy as adults.
    via u/sparquis
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    u/lelorang • 9 days ago If you lose a leg, your BMI goes down. If you lose another leg, your BMI goes up (BMI is based on weight and height).
    via u/lelorang
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    u/Seth Rollins_ 14 days ago Next year, Stranger Things will have been around for a whole 10 years, thus making the 80s revival era as long as the actual decade itself.
    via u/SethRollins_
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    u/NMLWrightReddit 1 mo. ago It's popular knowledge that the save icon is a skeuomorphism of a floppy disk, but we don't often think about how the name "floppy disk" referring to that 3.5in disk is already a skeuomorphism referring to the older actually floppy disks.
    via u/NMLWrightReddit
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    u/d183 • 19 days ago Out of all the eras to be born into, I'm glad it's one with toilet paper.
    via u/d183
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    u/drawliphant 6 days ago Lungs are wet caves made of meat. Our immune system somehow keeps them infection free (hopefully).
    via u/drawliphant
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    u/zjbird • 25 days ago The trick to stage hypnotism is figuring out who wants attention.
    via u/zjbird
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    u/ScenicFlyer41 21 days ago There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game- changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.
    via u/ScenicFlyer41
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    u/Tutorbin76 10 days ago Cheques were wild. You could basically make a single bank note in any denomination you liked. Want a $72.43 bill? Easy. $2500 note? No problem.
    via u/Tutorbin76
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    u/RedditButAnonymous • 20 days ago ... I grew up when £1 was the perfect drink-or-snack amount. You could get a big drink, a big snack, or a bit of both, and it was a single coin. Kids today don't have a nice, round "₤1 amount" anymore.
    via u/RedditButAnonymous
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    u/Safe_Bullfrog 870 1 mo. ago At restaurants, we are asked how long we'd like our meat cooked but never our vegetables.
    via u/Safe_Bullfrog870
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    DARD DOLATTALREAD PREDETERMINT YOU WOULD u/aerialwizarddaddy 27 days ago The praying mantis in A Bug's Life had a moth as a spouse because he loved his life.
    via u/aerialwizarddaddy
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    u/ryry1237 • 22 days ago As a kid, you learn that hard work is important for success. As an adult, you learn that hard work alone is no guarantee of success.
    via u/ryry1237
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    • u/danzha 17 days ago A sprained ankle would be significantly more life threatening during prehistoric times compared to today.
    via u/danzha
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    u/TomFerg⚫ 2 days ago Red and blue temperature indicators match the colours our skin turns at those extremes.
    via u/TomFerg_
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    u/Captain_Saftey 24 days ago If stuff ever 'hits the fan' all of a sudden then Amazon delivery drivers are going to have a head start on gathering supplies.
    via u/Captain_Saftey
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    . u/End_Of_Passion_Play 12 days ago Most superpowers are ruined when you apply science to them.
    via u/End_Of_Passion_Play
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    u/Gustavus666 5 days ago Since human body is 65% oxygen by weight and since oxygen is formed in the cores of stars, there is a chance you met someone whose body oxygen also came from the same star. Maybe that's what soulmates are.
    via u/Gustavus666
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    u/Sparkyrock 17 days ago People unknowingly cook last meals for others every day.
    via u/Sparkyrock
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    u/Arokthis • 11 days ago Everything being connected to the internet means the trick of putting clocks 5 minutes fast doesn't work any more.
    via u/Arokthis
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    ☑ u/East-Bluejay6891 5 days ago If you doubled in height while maintaining the same proportions, you would need to be eight times stronger.
    via u/East-Bluejay6891
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    u/TurboTurtle- 25 days ago If you ask someone if they ever lie, and they say "yes," you must believe them. ...
    via u/TurboTurtle-
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    u/Mathemodel 7 days ago The rise of Facebook and LinkedIn has led to less in person 5/10/20 year school reunions since now we can compare achievements online.
    via u/Mathemodel
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    u/Austin111Gaming_YT 1 mo. ago There are probably more planes in the ocean than submarines.
    via u/Austin111Gaming_YT
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    O u/ItsAroundYou 19 days ago A dinner knife is actually really hard to hurt yourself with, and it probably took a lot of revision for the design today to be this foolproof.
    via u/ItsAroundYou
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    u/HalfSarcastic 26 days ago Video games are getting more realistic because all people actually want is reality to be more enjoyable and accessible.
    via u/HalfSarcastic
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    u/CopingAdult 19 days ago The first people to ever hook up who met online were most likely scientists.
    via u/CopingAdult

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