Man Tries To Sell What Is Dubbed 'The Worst Couch' And Offers One Heck Of An Entertaining Description (4 Images)

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AmyBrown
Feb 9, 2019 12:00 PM EST

Even if this is actually the worst couch to ever exist in the history of couches, Jordan is one hell of a salesman that we're even considering buying this monstrosity. Read the hilarious description below:  

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    Product - Jordan Little Forest Hills Worst Couch Ever FREE!!! +1 Wow neighbors, do I have a deal for you! Don't miss your chance to become the proud owner of a couch that was awarded "Worst Couch of the Year" from 2014 2016!
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    Text - Let me walk you through some of the features that come (at no extra cost) with this one-of-a-kind couch: - Dips between the cushions that you will never fix (I'm currently sitting in said dip). - Many, many tears and scratches from my ex- girlfriend's cat who apparently hated the couch as well - A weird smell caused by my dog sleeping on it at night despite me purchasing a $$200 luxury pillow for him. - Dog hair. Oh god there's so much dog hair. -A giant rip in the fabric caused from me a
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    Text - Now, I'm probably "selling past the close here", but let me include some quotes from my friends regarding this timeless future addition to your home: - "Jordan's couch is without a doubt the most uncomfortable thing I've ever sat on, and I once spent the night in jail." - "I once paid over $100 in Uber surge pricing just to avoid sleeping on Jordan's couch." - "Jordan is cool and funny and single and is always super fun at parties." Whoah wow sorry, not sure how that last quote got in the
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    Text - At this point, you're probably saying to yourself, "Self, I CANNOT miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. How do I get my hands on this piece of literal art?" Well, my new couch is set to arrive on March 14th, so if you're interested in painfully uncomfortable fun for the whole family, just give me a shout at (210) You can still pick up the couch after March 14th, but it will most likely be on fire in front of my house (just kidding, Code Enforcement. Probably). Posted on 6 Mar 17 to L
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