Thirsty Dude Goes Nuts After Getting Played By Legendary Troll

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    Text - Нey! Is this Lynn Heyyy! Yeah who is this? Jon lol What are you up to Ughhh just sitting here, what are you up to? That's no fun. I just got home Are you and your bf still together I that prick No, f Lol what'd he do
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    Text - I'd rather not talk about it Well in that case you should come over this weekend Are you in Marion? Yah Columbus now but I can come to Marion if you want me to Well I'm busy this weekend, I'm kinda thinking about getting a few drinks tonight and letting loose, been so stressed. Oh yeah? Where at Idk, any good places close you? Or Delaware?
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    Text - What about brew in Delaware Or I can come to your place and bring drinks with me Wellll How about we do something closer to your place, and if things go well we can head back there? Lol ok. tavern then? That in Columbus? Ya It's like an hour from Marion, and I'm gonna take like an hour to get ready so meet me there at like 815ish?
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    Text - Ok don't take to long tho cuz I'm excited to see you Just wait til you do So 800 815? I'm getting ready now, need to jump in the shower That works Shower huh? Any chance I can get a pic
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    Bathing - Have to shave and get all smooth Lol now can I see a pic of you Ughh I don't have the rest of my face on you can wait lol
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    Text - I'm sure you look fine lol Stopping by my friends real quick to grab something then rushing down 'll see you in like an hour hour 10 tops Ok cant wait Today 8:18 PM You here yet
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    Facial hair - No Jon I'm poopin'
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    Face - Look how smooth part of my leg is though Wtf Is this her bf ???
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    Nose - Nah I ain't got a girl I think Lynn gave you the wrong number. Will you tell me I did la good job on my leg I spent like 10 minutes setting up that joke Why the f from the beginning this is the wrong number didn't you tell me What kinda f ed shaves there leg just for a joke F er
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    Hair - I could've talked you into driving an hour to get blown off, but I'm not that mean
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    Leg - WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL PEOPLE JON?! Dude your f clearly have way to much time on your hands ed up you
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    Facial hair - Too* Who tf is this do you know lynn And you're*
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    Hair - I don't
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    Text - Who is this JUST A GUY WITH ONE SHAVED LEG YOU UNGRATEFUL SH T! F off dude have fun walking around looking like a dumbass
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    Text - Tell me it looks nice and I'll give you some information About Lynn What about Lynn Tell me my leg looks nice and I'll tell you why you're texting me I don't really care at this point your f ing weird
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    Text - Oh come on be a good sport Stop texting me You texted me first asking for shower pictures stranger danger Jon, I could've been a 5 year old Ethiopian child.
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    Face - And you could've told me this wasn't lynn instead of pretending to be her and shaving your fing leg like idiot an And you could not be creepy and ask me for shower pics I feel violated.
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    Selfie - off F Choo choo mf, thanks for riding the Troll Train, watch your step on the way out
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