Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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