Steak-Umm's Fantasy Twitter Thread About Battling a Hot Pocket Hoard Is Absolutely Epic

Steak-Umm's went OFF on Twitter yesterday. Last we heard from them they were unleashing a millennial-focused rant. See here. This new thread found its inspiration from Valiant Comics and their tweet grouping them with Hot Pockets. As it turns out there's a lot more to the picture than we previously assumed. Their history is one marked by gritty determination, volatile chaos, and even exile. I just really hope the internet steps up to crank out some fan art for this. The world needs it like nobody's business.