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This Woman Couldn't Get a Date on Tinder, Even When She Communicated Only in Kanye Quotes

Ellen C Scottwas having trouble finding a date, so she decided to channel the words and confidence of Kanye West to help her with Tinder.

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    Some Guys Weren't Interested

    Text - 1 28 % .EE 28 % ..o0 EE 28 %D 16:20 16:21 16:21 Raz Andos Courtney YOU MATCHED WITH RAZ ON 27/0o3/2016 YOU MATCHED WITH ANDOS ON 27/03/2016 YOU MATCHED WITH COURTNEY ON 27/03/2016 I believe in us I have so much love in my I care about our future heart Sent Sent Sent GIF Message Message Send Send Message Send GIF GIF
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    Sometimes Her Advances Were Met With Confusion

    Text - O 23% oo EE 16:37 Ricky YOU MATCHED WITH RICKY ON 28/03/2016 Cutie the bomb 31 Mar 2016, 10:11 am Sorry, what? Lol 31 Mar 2016, 1:12 pm Met her at a beauty salon Sent Send Message GIF

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    But At Least She Discovered that SWISH!!! is an Acceptable Greeting

    Text - O 25% oo EE 16:31 Will YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 27/03/2016 SWISH!!! 30 Mar 2016, 8:11 pm Hey Ellen, how you doing? Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory Shit is real Sent Send Message GIF

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    And Something About Spouting Kanye Quotes Tipped a Few Off That It Was Probably Not Genuine

    Text - O 28% oo EE oo EE 1 0 28% 16:20 16:20 Leroy Leroy I wouldn't say I have an addiction tbh, maybe girls YOU MATCHED WITH LEROY ON 27/03/2016 Hello my only one lol My only one? Lol Good pussy is fleeting But hello there Ellen What do u mean by that? Question... Why do people 27 Mar 2016, 6:02 pm not want to be me? In town for a day what the fuck we doing? 27 Mar 2016, 5:40 pm Lol I don't know Ellen. I feel like this whole chat is a wind up lol What's your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls?

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    Thumbs Up to Your Inevitable Demise!

    Text - oo EE oo EE o 24%D O 24 %L 16:36 16:36 Arjun Arjun Hey My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. 30 Mar 2016, 7:21 pm So u inviting me at ur apartement? Y'all are acting like this ain't the most beautiful woman of all time. Wait a second, wait a second - I'm talking about arguably of human existence. Good pussy is fleeting Really Send me ur number Supp? ? Nothing in life is promised except death Let's party tonight What are u doing tonight? Come along to my my apartement ? Message Sen

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    This One Makes Sense, Ikea Is Pretty Fun

    Text - OO EE 1O 25% 16:31 lan YOU MATCHED WITH IAN ON 27/03/2016 I DO NOT HAVE AN INSTAGRAM 28 Mar 2016, 8:17 am Morning Ellen! Thanks for the Instagram update lol how are you? I'm hungover and the rain has woken me up X 30 Mar 2016, 7:25 pm Super inspired by my visit to Ikea today Sent 30 Mar 2016, 8:27 pm How come?! What you get? x Send Message GIF

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    'Tron' Was the Dealbreaker?

    Text - O 28% oo EE 16:24 Tom YOU MATCHED WITH TOM ON 27/03/2016 First thing is I'm an artist and as an artist I will express how I feel with no censorship 27 Mar 2016, 7:06 pm No watershed over here, preach it HAVE Y'ALL EVER SEEN TRON? REIRO-TIEND No unfortunately not Lol Send Message GIF

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    He Couldn't Take All the Love She Had to Give

    Text - oo EE 16:33 O25% oo EE 25% 16:33 Andrew Andrew I believe in our future YOU MATCHED WITH ANDREW ON 30/03/2016 You have distracted from Ok slow down my creative process I have discovered my single greatest quality. Il care Hai have distracted you? I know that God put you in .ok front of me I have so much love in my Ok. And what are you going to do then heart Sometimes I get emotional Come and meet me in the bathroom stall over fonts Sent 30 Mar 2016, 8:33 pm Ha excuse me Um ok I believe in

    But it looks like maybe he was willing to try. 


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    At Last, a Marriageable Bachelor

    Text - oo EE 1 0 25% oo EE O25% 16:29 16:29 Артур Артур YOU MATCHED WITH APTYP ON 27/03/2016 Hello! You look so gorgeous, Nice to meet you! How are you? Sent Good :) do you have Skype or Whatsapp? If you wanna have a drink with me, book a table 27 Mar 2016, 9:46 pm I'm a sales manager, I like martial arts, go to the gym 3 times per week, like travelling, cooking, playing with animals. I've never ? 28 Mar 2016, 10:13 pm I'm a sales manager, like martial arts, go to the gym 3 times per week, like

    Who is also a robot.

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