16 People Share Their Most Irrational (And Hilarious) Childhood Fears

We already know that kids say the darndest things, but this Twitter thread proves that they fear the darndest things, too. Loads of users replied to @DanielleSchwartzzz's entertaining thread with their hilarious anecdotes - even author Neil Gaimangot in on the fun. It's not really a surprise that his fears would be unorthodox, but damn, we got a kick out of what gives munchkins anxiety. If you like what you see here, peep the rest of the confessions here.

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