We already know that kids say the darndest things, but this Twitter thread proves that they fear the darndest things, too. Loads of users replied to @DanielleSchwartzzz's entertaining thread with their hilarious anecdotes - even author Neil Gaimangot in on the fun. It's not really a surprise that his fears would be unorthodox, but damn, we got a kick out of what gives munchkins anxiety. If you like what you see here, peep the rest of the confessions here.