12 Educational And Hilarious Tweets Brought To You By The Lawrence Police And Topeka Police In Kansas

Go home.

Stay there.

Don’t break the law.

Snow. E’rywhere.

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 15, 2019

If you can’t drive in good weather, you should definitely not leave your house. We’re looking at you, 60% of drivers currently on the road.

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 15, 2019

If you haven't heard, it's supposed to be -25 with the wind chill on Wednesday.
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too
cold
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commit
crimes.
We mean it.

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) January 28, 2019

At least make them flaming hot or crunchy, cuz if we’re working all these accidents for some puffs then it just ain’t worth the time and you need to re-evaluate what you’re doing with your life.

It’s really slick tho. You have to slow down, for real.

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 20, 2019

Good days to be a firefighter do exist...🤷‍♂️@Topekafire @TopekaFireChief pic.twitter.com/gCsyG4d5xy

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) January 30, 2019

Normally we arrest dealers for making hand-to-hand deals in a parking lot, but tonight we let this dealer go. pic.twitter.com/5hXwTm8rCw

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) February 8, 2019

Apparently there is still some confusion, even though this is like our 15th snow day this winter season.

4👏wheel👏drive👏does👏not👏mean👏4👏wheel👏braking.

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) February 15, 2019

It takes a criminal just seconds to steal your car when you leave it running, unattended, with the keys inside. If you don't want your car anymore, we recommend selling it. If you do want to keep your car, we recommend not doing this. #helpushelpyou #itstoocoldtowalk

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) February 17, 2019

“I love snow” said no Topeka Police Officer who is working their 4th vehicle slide off cause Carl had to drive to get a slurpie during the second Snowmageddon in five days.

— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) February 20, 2019

It’s snowing again. You know the drill. We say roads are getting slick, tell you to stay home, most of you do, some of you can’t, some of you like to slide around to pick up Cheetos at the gas station. It is what it is.

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 20, 2019

It’s so windy outside that drug dealers were having trouble getting their meth into the little baggie, ice blowing in every direction. We can assist you! Call dispatch and we can bring our wind blocking evidence bags. We’ll even weigh it and test for purity for you!

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) January 29, 2019