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34 Next-Level Tinder Bios We'd Definitely Swipe Right On

Not every Tinder suitor has what it takes to be a digital Casanova. In fact, many Tinder bios we come across are tired, lacking substance. This is not the case for these 34 profiles. These blurbs are filled with humor, creativity, and smarts. We're swiping right.

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    tinder bio- Kiana 22 Colorado State University 24 miles away On the topic of nude photos l'd like to remind you of a little story; In 1912 a girl had a nude photo drawn in a sketch book by a random dude that no one's ever heard of. The drawing gets locked in the safe, on a boat. The boat sinks. And her nude picture still ends up on TV 84 years later! So no I will not be sending nudes. No one is safe. X
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    tinder bio- HEY GIMME MY SHIRT) SWIPE RIGHT THATS WEIRD? (UST SMPE RIGH) , 25 tems ance, 25 pic Systems Mizzou Lance, 25 Epic Systems Mizzou X H GIVE UP YOU WIN! AGLE ERK OH GOD JUST SOF , 25 AHA tems Lance, 25 Epic Systems 25 stems Mizzou
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    tinder bio Amanda, 25 Sogang University Hanken School of Economics 8 km away Ihave the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best Living in Oslo 174cm Working with M&A "An alpha female"-guy friend "Blonde snob"-homeless man in NYC "Makes super crispy bacon and great pancakes"-brother "Has too much energy in the morning"-female friend "Bad at lifting"-guy at the gym "Great friend"-female friend "Stop staring at me woman"-random dog 242 Instagram X
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    tinder bio less than a mile away Pros - Great addition to every party (Just add beer) -TV Show Connoisseur Can start a fire with two sticks, if you bring a lighter - Looks like Tom Hardy is you put a picture of him up beside me and squint really hard. - Proud Uncle Cons - Drinks all the beer - Definitely not Ryan Gosling - Best friends with my bed Can't start a fire with two sticks, if you don't bring a lighter 'My hero' - Spiderman 'He is
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    tinder bio Dre 4 miles away I'm really only here because my family's beginning to think it's weird that I keep showing up to family events like, weddings, Christmas and baby showers with my Danny Devito cutout and demanding they set a place for him. Ph X 911 Insta
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    tinder bio - Sophie 19 Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo 10 miles away My perfect date? We meet at a gala. I am wearing a black gown and you're dressed in a tuxedo. After we dance, you leave suddenly. I follow you outside. You've stolen the Declaration of Independence. You're Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure.
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    tinder bio - Juwon Data scientist at Facebook University of California, Berkeley One day I was at the grocery store and this elderly lady was in front of me and the total bill for her groceries was $300 but her card was declined. So y'all ready know what I did , God gonna bless me one day It was a lot of groceries but I helped her put it all back X
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    tinder bio WONT KILL YOu 7 miles away She kept screaming at me, "Give it to me, give it to me! I'm so fatking wet, give it to me right now." And I looked her in the eyes and said, "You can scream all you want, I'm keeping my umbrella." 6 1"
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    tinder bio Stephanie 20 SFA 46 miles away For sale by owner '98 model Low mileage Minor accidents Reliable with great crash safety rating Clean title with Carfax Superior/outstanding performance and handling Dual front airbags Spacious rear cargo Spotless interior Excellent resale value X
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    tinder bio Kasper 22 (_-) Don't cha wish (-) Your boyfriend was (-)/ Hot like me X
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    tinder bio Alexa 19 College of Charleston 91 mile away No I will not play despacito
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    tinder bio Uni 55 kil eters away Hey it's Billy Mays here with another FANtastic product. It has 2 fully functional legs specially designed for long walks running to the beer fridge during commercial breaks, and leg wrestling. But wait there's on the beach more! This model comes with a FREE hand warmer when you buy now. Just clasp hands and feel the warm fuzzies flow through you. For just 4 easy payments of $29.
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    tinder bio - 1 mile away Graphic design anime, and travel Love GoT The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will X
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    tinder bio - Jessica 22 22 miles away My mom says I'm going to die alone. So I'm here to prove her right
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    tinder bio - Emelly 33 Marketing Director 11431 kilometres away Very new to Tinder. Practicing gratitude is a hobby I cultivate in my everyday life. For example, every day I am grateful my name begins with an 'E' instead of an 'S'.
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    tinder bio - Katherine, 28 University of King's College 8 km away I hope you like bad girls because I'm literally bad at everything. Just passing through from Calgary for the holidays, say h...unless you are my ex. In that case, fck off David it's never happening.
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    tind - LO Lily, 19 University of Florida 41 miles away Hello gentlemen Look at the last girl u matched with, now look at me, now back to the girl u matched with, now back at me. Sadly, she isn't me, but if she had a Costco membership, joined tri delta and went to a top 8 public university she could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on tinder looking at the girl of your dreams. What's in your hand, back to me. I have it. It's ur heart, look again, I just stole ur heart. Anythi
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    tinder bio [insert n ame, age] 12 miles away First date ideas -Both wear sumo suits and go to an indoor trampoline place and battle Buy out an entire concert so it's just us in the crowd -Skydive into our dinner reservations -Dress in a polo and khakis, go to the zoo and tell fake facts about the animals -rent a Lamborghini -Fake kidnapping in public -invaide Poland -get coffee like boring people. X
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    tinder bio Casey, 23 Self employed 13 miles away Last date I went on, the dude's ex showed up and attacked me... and instead of helping, he video taped i.. So looking for more than "Netflix and chill", but less than "spending all night with the cops" X
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    tinder bio Eric 34 10 kilometres away Am I cute? No. Do I have a great personality and sense of humor to make it up for it? Also no. 6'1' SHARE ERIC'S PROFILE SEE WHATA FRIEND THINKS REPC ERIC X
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    tinder bio - Terri C., 24 Tutor at Wyzant less than a mile away I like my partners the way I like my coffee. So swipe right if you're hot and bitter. German Terrible jokes 6'4"- Excellent big spoon Many pets Won a beauty contest in Monopoly Polyamorous - not clingy Occasionally goes to gym - not fat Time Magazine Person Of The Year in 2006 Will wrap you in tortillas; bae-rrito Am two dogs in a human costume "If you can't handle me whe
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    tinder bio LO CAGO HugoandUrsula 30 Woofles 96 kilometres away X
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    tinder bio judy 77 1690 miles away I'm looking for a boyfriend for my grandma to take care of her and live out the rest of her days. She's a simple woman who loves Garth Brooks and the price is right. Please be extremely respectful and possibly have a dog. She loves dogs. She's a great girl with lots of love to offer.
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    tinder bio - DOUGH CHECE AUCE Morgyn 21 Audio Engineer less than a mile away Imagine being able to come home to this
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    tinder bio Dog - Sarah 18 Proud owner of a dog who constantly i looks like they're having Nam flashbacks. X a- e
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    tinder bio Nina, 31 Senior Associate Active a few hours ago Now about 5 km away About Nina FLIP THAT TABLE (° FLIP THIS TABLE FLIP ALL THE TABLES //,0.) oo Nina... o o Put o_o The tables. o Back ) TT I NEVER ??
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    tinder bio - Tatjana, 23 3 km uit de buurt 80s music brings me back to good times Ilike when i wasnt alive Mijn Anthe FOREN MH
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    tinder bio - APEL Gabrielle, 23 24 km away Single. Not weird. Fan of theme parks. My Anthem Theme From Jurassic Park From The "Juras JURAMCPARK John Williams
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    tinder bio - 2 miles away lenjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the acid wears off and i realize i've been dragging a naked mannequin around a Denny's parking lot for 12 hours X
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    tinder bio - WASH HANDS Jenna, 23 Chamberlain College of Nursing 13 miles away Reasons to date a nurse: Who else will encourage you to pass gas? Drugs. I know them all. I know the proper way to tie you to a bed.
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    tinder bio Claire, 18 16 km away Personality: 10/10 Hands: 1/2 次郎 “投社長 國
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    tinder bio grandma in cage Craig, 23 12 miles away 100 matches and I'll let Grandma out
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