The Employee Responsible for These Amazing Boarding Signs May Be a Little Too Good at His Job

This Virgin America employee wasn't content with simply saying "Enjoy your flight!" on his boarding signs. After making sure all the flight information is correct, he usually adds a little flair to the greeting.

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    boarding sign - Text - LOS ANGELES america FLIGHT 942 Scheduled: 6:30 PM Estimated: 6:30 PM "The truth is of course is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time." David Bowie Los Angeles Weather 60° F 15° C Tuesday January 12, 2016 5:10 PM
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    boarding sign - Display device - 630 PM ty Sar DALLAS/FT. WORTH FLIGHT 720 america 1374 Scheduled: 6:30 PM Estimated: 6:30 PM To facilitate speedier boarding, we will be playing the Benny Hill theme song "Yakety Sax" at full volume Dallas/Ft. Worth Weather 80° F 26 C Thursday March 27, 2014 4:49 PM
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    boarding sign - Display device - LAS VEGAS FLIGHT 918 america DEPARTS 6:10PM No, we cannot stash your misbehaving offspring in the baggage hold... you will have to ... you will have to... Wait for it... CARRY ON YOUR WAYWARD SON Las Vegas Weather 92 F 33° C
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    This One Happened on April First

    boarding sign - Media - LAS VEGAS FLIGHT 910 america DEPARTS 4:30PM It's Pajama Day, they said. Everyone will be wearing pajamas, they said. I didn't realize what day of the month it was C Las Vegas Weather
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    boarding sign - Display device - 1:15 PM rchocr of ayart to NEW YORK/JFK FLIGHT 34 Viamerica irgit 2584 HAWAILAN aBLIBES Scheduled: 11:15 PM Estimated: 11:15 PM Welcome to Windows 95 Setup! Congratulations on your choice of Windows 95, the newest and easiest way to do what you want to do with your PC. Setup will take from 30 to 60 minutes, depending on the speed of your computer. To begin Setup, click Continue. New York/JFK Weather 440 F 6°C Friday March 27, 2015 9:34 PM
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    boarding sign - Display device - PHILADELPHIA FLIGHT 144 Virgua america DEPARTS 11:05PM Boarding for tonight's flight will be by cheese steak preference: whiz, provolone, and then American 4 C 39° F Philadelphia Weather
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    boarding sign - Muscle - LAS VEGAS FLIGHT 260 merica 2609 Scheduled: 7:40 PM Estimated: 8:15 PM Hipster Santa delivers 180 gram vinyl to cool rittle boys and girls, but only bands you wouldn't have heard of 80'F 26 C Weather Friday October 31, 2014 47 PM
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    boarding sign - Display device - SEATTLE VErgon america FLIGHT 752 omA AIRLINES 9650 Scheduled: 8:45 PM Estimated: 8:45 PM "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." -- Dr. Emmett Brown Seattle Weather 55° F 12° C Wednesday October 21, 8:47 PM
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    boarding sign - Display device - PORTLAND FLIGHT 810 Virgin america Scheduled: 8:35 PM Estimated: 8:35 PM "Virgin is now serving Brussels sprouts on their planes with honey and maple syrup.. as a dessert!"-Fred Armisen, "Portlandia" Portland Weather 69° F Friday June 27, 2014 20° C 7:14 PM
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    Happy Holidays!

    boarding sign - Text - DALLAS/LOVE FIELD mericaFLIGHT 720 1374 Scheduled: 5:30 PM Estimated: 6:10 PM Mxscha the dog lies dead in the bog The children cry over the carcass The mist chokes my heart, covers the mourmers At "Another Christmas of Agony" by least this year we eat Karashnikov, Russian poet Dallas/Love Field Weather Snd December 21, 2014 F 4 P
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    This one apparently got taken down pretty quickly. 

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    boarding sign - Display device - US ANGELES Voamerica FLIGHT 948 9660 Scheduled:8:45 PM Estimated: 9:45 PM Welcome, Hufflepuff third-years Fniday May 22, 2015 16°C 61 F 8 14 PM Los Angeles Weather
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    February First

    boarding sign - Display device - LAS VEGAS Vey'a america FLIGHT 918 SINDAPORE AIRLINES 1406 Scheduled: 6:20 PM Estimated: 6.20 PM one more day,and then BAM! groundhogs everywhere 44 F C s S4 Las Vegas Weather
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    boarding sign - Display device - NEW YORK/JFK FLIGHT 30 america DEPARTS 9:25PM fly,my pretties 43'F 6'C New York/JFK Weather
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    Yes

    boarding sign - Advertising - PALM SPRINGS FLIGHT 592 america Scheduled: 5:55 PM Estimated: 5:55 PM Is Steve's beard epic? Vote yes or no Thumcay S 106 F Palm Springs Weather 41 C
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    boarding sign - Display device - PORTLAND Virgin america FLIGHT 810 Scheduled: 9:05 PM Estimated: 9:05 PM due to FAA-mandated quantum entanglement guidelines, an identical plane will depart PDX for SFO at the precise moment this plane leaves the ground Portland Weather 50° F 10° C Monday April 4, 2016 7:58 PM
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    What Will He Do Next?

    boarding sign - Display device - LOS ANGELES merica FLIGHT 948 9660 Scheduled: 8:55 PM Estimated: 8:55 PM this isn't even my final form! Los Angeles Weather 84 F 2"c F 12.20
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