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Reader realizes eBook published in 2006 has been edited to include a TikTok reference: 'This is why physical books are important'

Reader realizes eBook published in 2006 has been edited to include a TikTok reference: 'This is why physical books are important'

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'I’m not going to wake up at 8am just to make sure someone doesn’t need their shift covered that day': Coworker sets boundaries with colleagues, they call her out for not covering on her day off

'I’m not going to wake up at 8am just to make sure someone doesn’t need their shift covered that day': Coworker sets boundaries with colleagues, they call her out for not covering on her day off

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Brother demands half of sister's inherited land after selling his own share for a failed business, but she refuses: ‘I shouldn’t have to lose my inheritance because of his decision’

Brother demands half of sister's inherited land after selling his own share for a failed business, but she refuses: ‘I shouldn’t have to lose my inheritance because of his decision’

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2nd grade teacher continually cancels recess because of misbehavior, punishing even the good kids, parents want to escalate: 'He is crying every day before school from anxiety about his recess being cancelled'

2nd grade teacher continually cancels recess because of misbehavior, punishing even the good kids, parents want to escalate: 'He is crying every day before school from anxiety about his recess being cancelled'

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Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

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