Mr. Owl Does Not Encourage Licking

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 1

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention 2

Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 3

6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child' 4

19-year-old daughter and 56-year-old mother clash and can't make-up after mother mixes daughter's makeup : 'She has a history of using my makeup without asking me and 99% of the time she uses products incorrectly and damages them' 5

Mom visits her 15-year-old son instead of attending her other child's wedding day: 'My mom... told me the world doesn't revolve around me' 6

Mom demands neighbor pay the local 12-year-olds who shoveled 14 inches of snow from her driveway: 'It's only $60' 1

6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child' 2

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent 3

26-year-old dumps girlfriend of 2 years after she stages a cheating prank: 'I ended things right there' 4

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention 5

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 6