20 God-Awful First Date Stories That'll Tempt You To Kiss Dating Goodbye

It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love. 

These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...

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