20 God-Awful First Date Stories That'll Tempt You To Kiss Dating Goodbye

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Meeeeesh
Mar 1, 2019 3:00 PM EST

It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love. 

These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...

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    Tweet that reads, "He cried three times during dinner, talked non-stop about his ex and then pointed finger guns and asked 'wanna get a hotel room?'"
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    Tweet that reads, "He said I was too perfect and then started giving me his single friends numbers, one came and he left, I gave him some fries"
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    Tweet that reads, "He still lived at home with his parents, so he had to sneak me in and that's when I found out about the Ninja Turtle sheets..."
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