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10 Rambunctious Times People Went Full Crazy In Walmart

You never go FULL Walmart mode. These outlandish scenarios further prove how wild and reckless and generally riotous the world of Walmart is. And of course, there's the ONE exception in this list, but it was far too good to leave out. I don't care where that happened. You're an old lady in a mobility scooter stealing apples, you are going on this list!

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    walmart story - Text - I was in the check out line when the woman in front of me reaches in her bag, steadily brings out car key, lifts it to her nose and inhales. 5 seconds later she eats shit on the ground has to be dragged out by security.
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    walmart story - Natural foods - ouEN Once I saw a woman kick a head of lettuce across the produce section Just makes me wonder what the fuck compelled her to do that.
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    walmart story - Text - I was walking out the front of the store when I crossed paths with a very large woman. As she approached I watched her reach into her shirt under her (massive) boob, pull out a half-finished chicken leg and start eating. It was great.
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    walmart story - Text - I saw a fat woman wearing only a shower cap, fuzzy slippers and a pink towel that didn't quite wrap all the way around her. She was still wet. I wish I would have followed her to find out what was so important she had to go out and buy it in the middle of her shower. ara's 6 $2.98
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    walmart story - Natural foods - Not Walmart, but at my local supermarket, a woman in a mobility scooter would come and steal apples (they had a rack of free apples for kids) And when the employees caught her again and again she would just drive away as they chased her.
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    walmart story - Text - My ex worked at Walmart. One day a customer service employee made a woman very upset over a small issue. The customer responded by taking a dump on the floor. On Easter Day.
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    walmart story - Text - I was looking at the toy swords with my friends when this complete stranger walked up and asked to have a sword fight. I lost.
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    walmart story - Toilet seat - My sister swears to God she overheard a woman "baptising" her child in a toilet at Walmart.
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    walmart story - Text - I once saw a large human, still unsure of gender to this day, wearing what appeared to be a robe made out of plastic bags. It must have been a couple dozen bags and it still wasn't nearly enough to cover them.
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    walmart story - Text - I had to go to Walmart late night after our first day at our new house. All I could find to wear was my Ninja Turtle pajama pants and a hoodie. I was a Person of Walmart!
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