One Dad's Nauseating Babysitting Adventure Includes Cops, a Breathalyzer, and One Very Stinky Baby

Life as a father can be tough when you're a "sympathetic vomiter." It can be even harder when your adorable little child can't stop puking up "rotting whale blubber." Follow this dad's amazing tale as he is struggles to cope with a direct dose of parenting.
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    THE STRUGGLE WAS REAL

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    So CUTE! So SMELLY!

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    "Aaaand Now the Cops Showed Up"

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    The Longest Drive of Dad's Life

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    It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This

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