I Will Never Look at Asparagus the Same Way

Freeloading daughter refuses to host family Thanksgiving despite other siblings taking their turn, while flips out when mom disinvites her: 'I made it very clear she needed to stay true to her word' 1

Higher-ups refuses to give a raise to employee with 10 years of experience making $50K, hires an inexperienced employee for $80K: 'I handed in my resignation. Boss and department head were shocked' 2

30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 7, 2024) 3

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (November 7, 2024) 4

30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (November 7, 2024) 5

'Her children are not your siblings': 19-year-old son refuses to babysit for dad's 7th wife, she calls him 'a grown man who should know better' 6

Logicat 1

I can has high confidence. And cheezburger. 2

Curiosity killed the... Crow? 3

The purrfect costume for the whole year 'round! 4

Napsident 5

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (November 6, 2024) 6