Women Do These Bizarre Things In The Bathtub, According To Clueless Bathtub Tray Brands

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Mar 26, 2019 7:00 PM EDT

Twitter user Sharon Su noticed that women are very mysterious creatures, according to bathtub tray companies. 

But perhaps these brands have a point , because really what could be more relaxing than enjoying a deliciously microscopic, dry salad and painting your nails while you wait for the water to inevitably get too cold? We've apparently been doing this whole "bath" thing totally wrong...

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    Tweet that reads, "The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting" above a stock photo of a woman lying in the bath drinking a latte behind a bathtub tray
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    Tweet that reads, "Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks note] small undressed salad" above a pic of a women in the bath drinking wine with a salad in front of her
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    Tweet that reads, "You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambiance brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes" above a pic of the above
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    Product - Sharon Su @doodlyroses Mar 23 As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PLANET OR PLASTIC? 2.3K t 316 27
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    Product - Sharon Su @doodlyroses Mar 23 This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j'adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail 13 t 100 1.4K
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    Skin - Sharon Su @doodlyroses Mar 23 The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance...not one, but TWO phones 294 78 2.4K
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    Product - Sharon Su @doodlyroses Mar 23 Look if you're not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing RESTA 25 t 194 1.8K BARIS
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    Text - Sharon Su Follow @doodlyroses In short I have learned that I am apparently bathing all wrong and will rectify this immediately 8:04 PM- 23 Mar 2019
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    Text - Mary Howle @MaryHowle Follow Replying to @doodlyroses @yashar Good thing there's lipstick on your tray so you can reapply after eating the cereal. Never know who might wander into the bathroom from the street. 6:04 PM-24 Mar 2019
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    Text - Paul Chernoff Follow @paulchernoff Replying to @doodlyroses @moorehn I'm a guy so this is pure speculation. But I am sure the average woman doesn't want to worry about dumping breakfast, electronics and alcohol into her bath.
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