I Can Has Cheezburger to Put A Cat On The Moon

The I Can Has Cheezburger Space Corporation is proud to announce the "launching" of our new space division, I Can Has Space, which will kick off soon with a bold space mission: TO LASER BEAM A FUNNY CAT PICTURE ONTO THE MOON!

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The cat face will be projected 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, but will only be visible at night or during solar eclipses.

via Reddit / Wired

Using advanced lasers and complex robotic algorithms, a 3,400 Joules laser beam will be focused initially at the Fra Mauro impact craters on the moon. The front portion of the laser housing will then be gyrated along a wireframe track that is an outline of a cat's face, thereby projecting a massive cat onto the Earth-facing lunar surface, for all of earth's inhabitants to gaze upon in wonder.
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The Specially Modified Cat Laser

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The specially designed laser, which was engineered and modified by a team of gifted scientists at I Can Has Spaceburger, is capable of firing over 33.6 bursts per second, creating a homogenous and continuous image projection across the lunar surface when observed by human eyes back on Earth.
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Lunar Funding through advertising

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I Can Has intends to fund the ambitious space project by selling advertising slots to be projected at the top of every hour for 5 minutes onto the lunar surface. Currently, all the ads have been completely bought out for the next 44 years by some lizard selling car insurance.