Guy Messages Friends as He Sabotages Terrible Date Who Refuses to Put Her Phone Down
When one dude's date turns out to be a complete (texting) trainwreck, this guy was gifted with some solid advice from his bros on how to make the most out of the situation.
What happens next is a series of moves that, if followed correctly, should be able to help anyone get out of a disaster date.
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A "Worldie" She Was Not
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Already Searching for a Life Boat
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Oh, He's Got the Minerals
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GOING FOR IT!
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Doesn't Give a Fork
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Just Did It
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Next Step: Make Her Lose Her Appetite
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"Put Me Right Off My Tea"
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Not.Quite.Done.
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The Final Straw
12It Worked. All of It
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