We Wish We Knew the Backstory to These Ridiculous Newspaper Police Reports

Police see a lot of crazy things in their line of work. These are some of the more hilarious examples. It's pretty clear the police officers who took these reports might have had a sense of humor. It's just too bad we don't get to hear them tell the full story.

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It Was Just a Prank, Bros!

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02
At Least She Said Yes

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What's Past the Rebel Flag?

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04
He's Okay, He Just Needs to Watch a Disney Movie to Prevent Nightmares

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05
People Might Give You Money With a Sign Like That, Though

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Why Call Police? He Gave Them Back

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Not Even Acting Sick Got Her Out of This Date

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08
That Duck Probably Had No Health Insurance

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Always a Classic

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This is When You Know Your Marriage Rocks

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Sorry, we meant to say "on the rocks".

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