Never Truer Words, Mr. Asimov

'I'll make you watch me work': Auto shop employee demonstrates how slow their computer is to their bosses 1

'We don't need you, why don't you just quit': Karen and Kevin diner owners challenge overworked server to quit, server maliciously complies 2

'Are you trying to play a trick on me?': Karen guest demands front desk manager 'change his name' after finding out multiple employees have same name 3

‘Fine, I'll direct all managers to you’: Freshly hired factory worker complies with senior employee, leading to factory losing thousands of dollars; senior employee then gets fired 4

'Am I the [office Grinch] who stole Xmas?': New hire of only 4 months wants senior IT employee to cover his holiday shift since he doesn't celebrate Christmas, gets a big ‘NO’ 5

‘You get what you asked for’: Customer demands to be transferred to ‘anyone else’, employee grants their request 6

'I'll make you watch me work': Auto shop employee demonstrates how slow their computer is to their bosses 1

'She got busted': Office thief gets caught stealing Christmas gifts after encountering a hidden boobytrap 2

'I stood up abruptly... there was a stunned silence': High school class's grades plummet after one student flips the script and gives everyone the wrong answers during their final history exam 3

'When you pause the music but keep the headphones on so you can eavesdrop': 20 Major 'Me IRL' moments 4

'We don't need you, why don't you just quit': Karen and Kevin diner owners challenge overworked server to quit, server maliciously complies 5

'Don't mess with my gardens': City officials tell family their garden is 'overgrowing,' family brings in experts to protect their plants 6