This is What Twitter is Giving Up for Lent. Number Three Should Surprise No One.

Update: Coworkers join forces to confront paralegal who blocks doors when he sees women approach: 'HR won’t do anything' 1

Mom defends 8-year-old daughter's right to read during family vacation, family members ask her to "reconsider": 'My MIL and FIL have spent the entire breakfast scowling at me' 2

'They want her to [pay] $2,500.00': Neighbor fires back at HOA for forcing her to pay for landscaping area outside her property, HOA pays up 3

'My boss just decided water isn’t free anymore': Warehouse worker shares their frustration when their boss declares employees now need to buy water 4

29-year-old refuses to give up first-class seat to pregnant woman on 10-hour flight: 'Her discomfort wasn't my responsibility' 5

'Don't give your two weeks, just leave': Traveling supervisor forced to pay for his own flight home after putting in his two weeks' notice 6

Mom defends 8-year-old daughter's right to read during family vacation, family members ask her to "reconsider": 'My MIL and FIL have spent the entire breakfast scowling at me' 1

House-flipper tries to shake down the neighbor to split costs on a brand new fence they never agreed on, gets totally shut down: 'Pound sand' 2

'The exec told me... to run it': Supervisor makes critical mistake with 3-story-tall concrete mixer, makes a giant mess 3

'Ants in the salt shaker': 20+ Diners who realized they had to leave a restaurant as quickly as possible 4

21 Extra Funny Family Memes for Anyone Preparing for Dinner Table Drama This Thanksgiving 5

Professor tries to drop 22-year-old college senior from class based on one absence, student claps back with receipts: 'Will you please explain the policy to my professor?' 6