What did my silver fitting say to my gold tooth?

‘I kid you not…’: Guy stumbles upon job posting for a position he was rejected for, concocts a plan with the recruiter and lands a 2nd interview with the same manager 1

Infuriated boss tries to get rid of employee after he refuses to answer work calls over the weekend, HR sides with employee: 'This won't happen again' 2

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 3

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 4

34 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (June 1, 2024) 5

'You can't use a competitor's phone': Employee collects 9 hours of OT and gets new boss fired after not being allowed to make a call during a blizzard and power outage 6

Come back later 1

HR 2

Vocal Cat Gets Returned to the Shelter After 'Meowing Too Much', Gets Adopted Within 24hrs by a Cat Lover Craving Affection 3

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 4

Gonna need a bigger brush 5

Me likey flowers 6