You're Not Gonna Catch 'Em All but These Pick-Up Lines Are a Good Start

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 1

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

'I sat around doing nothing for the last 2 months of my job': Quitting employee stops being assigned work by petty boss 4

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 5

‘Go (work somewhere else) team’: Company cuts employees' hours but demands they double the sales, employees collectively decide to do the bare minimum instead. 6

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 1

'You have to work for it': Incorruptible professor outsmarts an entitled dad when he tries to buy straight A's for his daughter 2

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 3

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 4

20+ guests share the most bizarre house rules they have encountered: 'No closed doors. Bedroom, bathroom, closet, whatever' 5

‘You just lost a customer’: Customer gets removed from restaurant after owner stands up to him for yelling at one of the servers who messed up his receipt 6