IT'S TRUE. AND THE CALCULATIONS BACK ME UP. UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS, THE GRAVITY FROM A NICE PAIR OF FUZZY SLIPPERS CAN BEND A BEAM OF LIGHT.

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