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Brother unilaterally declares he's hosting Christmas lunch after agreeing with his sibling to meet in the middle, forcing them to drive 6 hours for the holiday meal, they refuse: ‘He didn't want to deal with traffic' 1

Mom of a 4-month-old bans her mother-in-law from taking care of the baby unattended after she puts sugary cereal in her son's bottle: 'She called me controlling, a helicopter parent, a bad parent, etc.' 2

24-year-old stepfather asks 35-year-old stepkid to call him dad, stepkid refuses, leading to a family dispute when mom gets involved: ‘He was about to cry’ 3

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22-year-old brother complains that 7-year-old sister is closer to their teenage cousin than him, dad reprimands him for not bonding with her: 'I snapped and told him these were the consequences of his actions' 5

Employee saves company $1.5 million per year, gets laid off within months: 'Instead of getting a thanks or a bonus' 6

Team Meowork 1

A Meowment Of Clarity 2

Meowrry Christmas 3

21 Warm n' Fuzzy Feline Memes for Cat Lovers Who Would Rather Spend the Holidays With Their Chosen Family (the Cat) 4

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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 7, 2024) 6