Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Meeeeesh
Jan 5, 2020 12:00 PM EST

Literally everyone experiences embarrassment from time to time. Of course, some more than others, and we feel for those poor souls. This Twitter user documented her experience with a fellow cafe patron that kind of just sums up those awkward run-ins that make one immediately go red in the face.

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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat in a busy cafe reading a book with a cup of tea and a pastry and the lady sat opposite me, engrossed in her newspaper has just taken a bite of my pastry. will update 22:52 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2. 21m Replying to @LittleCecil2 I've done the only thing I could do and ignored that it happened and taken a spoonful myself. she's now pretending that didn't happen 1
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 21m this is tense
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 19m SHE'S TAKEN ANOTHER PIECE. WTF
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2. 18m I'm staring at my phone like it's the only thing that exists 1
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 16m I'm going to take a bite again. and move it closer to me.
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 15m she beat me to it!! she went for a double helping. and I swear she just slid the plate ever so closer to her side. she's not even blinking
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 13m I've just looked her right in the eyes and dragged the plate back to my side. it screeched all the way across the table. she's looking at me like l'm a disease. send help 1
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2. 10m nobody is touching the pastry. there's about a mouthful left on the plate. I have bus to catch but out of principle I'm not going anywhere. I need to defend my pastry's honour
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 6m I'm going to have to leave soon. I'll grab the last piece as I go. I PAID FOR IT AFTER ALL
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 1m just grabbed the last piece, stuffing it all in my mouth and said with my mouth full "eNjoy yOur cOfFeE" and as I picked up my newspaper to leave, there it was.... MY PASTRY!!!! I'VE BEEN EATING A COMPLETE STRANGER'S FOOD @twitter. I WAS THE WEIRDO!
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