Dragonborn Puns

Dad withdraws 15-year-old daughter from competitive gymnastics against her mom's wishes because she doesn't want to be in the gym 14 hours a week and her body hurts: 'She thinks my daughter will be become lazy and want to hang out with friends' 1

Brother calls CPS on his sister solely because she isn't sober like him, demands that she forgive him without apologizing: 'I told him I never wanted to see his face again' 2

34-year-old sister who can't have children insists on helping name brother's newborn, is offended when he declines: 'My mom thinks I lack compassion' 3

‘Their needs are always put first’: Kid refuses to accommodate step-siblings' allergies during birthday dinner, purposely choosing a restaurant they can't eat at, family dispute ensues 4

30+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (October 11, 2024) 5

Aunt cares for her 9 and 14-year-old nephews for 2 years after her sister passes, brother-in-law kicks her out after she asked the oldest to make lunch once: 'I packed my things and left quietly' 6

This Stray Cat Has Known This Man for 5 Years, and Every Time They Meet, It Greets Him in the Same Excited Way (Video) 1

Heartwarming Hooman Notices Entitled Kid’s Behavior Towards Shelter Kitten, Decides to Rescue the Fluffy Feline by Awwdorably Adopting Him 2

26 Heart Melting Pictures of Kittens and Their Wholesome Hoomans Growing Side by Side Into Furrever Friends 3

23 Classic Meowments from the Lives of Cat Children for Feline Pawrents Having a Hard Day Saving Up for Their Fur Baby’s Fancy Feast 4

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Bon appetit! 6