Idiots DO in Fact Have a Single Common Ancestor

Boss demands employee gets doctor’s note after she skips optional office Christmas party, pushing her to report boss to HR: 'I was blindsided’ 1

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 2

Karen keeps using neighbor's trash can, causing it to overflow and violating HOA policies, neighbor gets even and gets Karen fined: 'I took her trash out of my cans and placed the bags [on] her porch' 3

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 4

Roommate’s relentless food theft brings her housemates to a boil, prompting new fridge ban policy, she reacts with “vibes ruined” accusations 5

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent 6

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 1

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 2

'My brother yelled 'Gotcha!'': Christmas gets canceled when siblings play a diabolical prank on their sister after she celebrates buying her first home, she ends up going no contact because they crossed the line 3

'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract 4

Indie bookstore worker accidentally sparks massive treasure search: 'There are now HUNDREDS of people...following these "clues"' 5

Cash In 20+ Well-Earned PTO Memes Before 2025 Begins 6