I Don't Think Thats What He Meant When He Said, "I Want a Lift"

Freeloading daughter refuses to host family Thanksgiving despite other siblings taking their turn, flips out when mom disinvites her: 'I made it very clear she needed to stay true to her word' 1

Higher-ups refuses to give a raise to employee with 10 years of experience making $50K, hires an inexperienced employee for $80K: 'I handed in my resignation. Boss and department head were shocked' 2

Mom convinced son is unemployed because he works remotely while taking care of her, she forces him to send out resumes, resulting in him taking a job abroad: ‘I'm excited to get out of this family’ 3

'They claimed that they’re entitled to live in it as long as they need': Parents gift son downpayment for house then demand to move in with him, son refuses 4

Slovenly 25-year-old moves in with sister, eats her husband's meal prep and blasts music, wife wants to let him stay: 'You have a bigger problem' 5

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Logicat 1

I can has high confidence. And cheezburger. 2

Curiosity killed the... Crow? 3

The purrfect costume for the whole year 'round! 4

Napsident 5

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (November 6, 2024) 6