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'You didn't do anything about it?': Manager underestimates busboy and tries to scapegoat him, other workers quit 1

'I like to pretend I'm Batman': 30 Top Secret Confessions of the Week (March 19, 2023) 2

'I've upgraded to first class. Now move': Entitled woman makes executive decision to bump airplane passenger to get to first class 3

'I was totally bewildered, she actually expected an inheritance' : Entitled employee costs boss $5,000 in losses, gets fired, still expects ‘inheritance’ after his passing, wife takes petty revenge 4

'HOA is demanding I move my plane': Snooping neighbors insist homeowner remove the sensible buoys and safety signs around his seaplane 5

Update! 'AITA for taking my niece to court over a coat?': Teen destroys $20k coat and brags about her prank online 6

Mom Installs GPS Tracker in Unlicensed Teen's Car & It backfires! 1

'2050 is closer than 1990': Nostalgic memes and fails for aging millennials 2

Teenager Learns He is a Child of Infidelity, Seeks Out Biological Father Against Parents' Wishes 3

'I like to pretend I'm Batman': 30 Top Secret Confessions of the Week (March 19, 2023) 4

Employee Says He's Available Every Day Except Sunday, Gets Fired After Only 6 Days on the Job 5

Update! 'AITA for taking my niece to court over a coat?': Teen destroys $20k coat and brags about her prank online 6