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'[My manager] didn't get done until midnight': Boss tries to micromanage a seasoned employee, then gets pwned when the boss's boss comes along 1

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 2

'[Now] she can't check out anything until the fine is paid': Karen messes with the wrong librarian, who rediscovers $450 in old unpaid fines 3

'Ohh well, I can wait': Gas pump blockers fuel truck drivers' revenge 4

'I blocked her account': Librarian gets revenge on a rude patron, unearthing a $480 late fee that had been previously waived 5

Company Tries Tricking Employee Into Working 22 Hours In 36 Hour Frame, Quits 6

'Enjoy the bunnypocalypse': HOA demands 9-year-old get rid of her pet rabbit, cue neighborhood-wide malicious compliance 1

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 2

'We're not bringing our butler on vacation': 25 Entitled and snobby people who think the world revolves around them 3

Top 30+ Unpopular Opinions of the Week 4

'I finally got one over my bro': Guy uses Doctor Who to get petty revenge on brother for scaring him all the time 5

'She tells me I will not be getting paid for dressing [sleazy]': Entitled wife accuses 13-year-old babysitter of attempting to seduce her husband, threatens not to pay her 6