Rejected Comedian Gets What He Deserves After Verbally Abusing Date

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Ada Elder
Apr 23, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him. 


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    Text - l Verizon @ 91% 4:00 PM SH Shane Hi! Sorry I didn't shoot you a text back yesterday - just want to be honest I'm not sure I feel a huge connection here and I don't want to waste your time tonight (and I'll likely have to hang around this networking event tonight to find potential clients). I'm gonna have to pass on meeting up for drinks. Really wishing you the best and good luck on your show on Friday! Read 3:29 PM #screenshot #thanksforthematerial #goingonsocialmedia #liferuined iMessage
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    Text - @ 91% lVerizon 4:00 PM SH Shane I have 5,000 ppl on my Facebook This is perfect #gockyourself I'll read this text Friday night I have people coming from Jamn 94.5 To see Me I'll make you famous Today 3 27 PM Hi! Sorry I didn't shoot you a text back yesterday -just want to be honest I'm not sure I feel a huge connection here and I iMessage Pay
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    Text - l Verizon @ 91% 4:00 PM SH Shane Posteddd Yesterday 7:38 PM You don't like penguins Today 3:27 PM Hi! Sorry I didn't shoot you a text back yesterday just want to be honest I'm not sure I feel a huge connection here and I don't want to waste your time tonight (and I'll likely have to hang around this networking event tonight to find potential clients). I'm gonna have to pass on meeting up for drinks. Really wishing you the best and good luck on your show on Friday! #screenshot Posted Liter
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    Text - @ 91% Verizon 4:01 PM < SH Shane> See ya later pyscho Thanks for the material I swear on my mothers life I will make everyone in Boston hate you You should move or I'll get you banned In every single bar Тoo I'll do that Have a good one I have so many ppl laughing at you Right now iMessage Pay
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    Text - @ 91% Verizon 4:01 PM SH Shane Rigntow You do this right before my show Literally so dumb You're an idiot Fk you You're not even my type either you're some dumb entitled ...ch Who has had everything handed to her And probably gets her s stretched out by every dude ed She meets online that buys her wine Go duck yourself Your v a probably reeks of dried up s iMessage Pay
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    Text - 10:29 LTE 2Twenty2 Boston 35 mins < 2IWENTY2 ATTENTION!!! Shane Hoban WILL NOT BE PERFORMING at 2Twenty2 this weekend We do not condone this behavior at all. His show has already been cancelled and we are dealing with the matter moving forward. Like Share Comment You and 25 others Kelli Kaiser Like Reply Just now
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