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The 'Every Woman I Know' Meme Is A Hilarious Combo Of Stereotypes & Weird Twitter

We're not ones to play into stereotypes, but they're pretty hard to avoid. Especially on sites like Twitter. Even well-meaning observational tweets can come off as obnoxious political and gendered takes. Comedian Lane Moore started this meme with a tweet about how women put a ton of work into their appearance, while men are more likely to take the three-in-one body wash route. The tweet quickly took off, inspiring other funny Twitter folk to make their own versions. As you'll see below, the joke has kinda spiraled out of control.

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    Text - How To Be Alone (by me Lane Mo... @hellolanemoore every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books. every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but uses separate body wash now.
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    Text - with naught in their craws but an ac... @inevitablegumbo every woman i know: powerful, intelligent, lives in the woods, feared by the villagers, replaces firstborn daughters with her own spawn, who mature on their 13th birthday & join her coven every man i know: virtuous, hired by the duke to investigate strange happenings in the area
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    Text - leon @leyawn Replying to @normal_now every woman i know: tucks me in bed, helps me tie my shoes, reads me a bedtime story every guy i know: plays catch with me in the backyard, drives me to school, teaches me how to mow the lawn
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    Text - law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg king every woman i know: is "gallant" from highlights for children magazine every man i know: is "goofus" from highlights for children magazine
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    Text - "Steve" @extranapkins every woman I know: dignified countess who just wants her sitting parlour repainted with no funny business every man I know: moths flying out of wallet, wearing a badly crumpled top hat, permanent five o clock shadow painted on his face
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    Text - Brandy Jensen @Brandy LJensen every woman i know: is my wife every man i know: is his own wife, who is leaving him
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    Text - annie linux @percoset every woman i know: lexapro, klonopin, wellbutrin, gabapentin, ambien, ativan, lithium, zoloft, vyvanse every man i know: ketamine, kratom, natural wine, viagra, percs
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    Text - Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider Every woman I know: it's all in her, anything I want done baby, she'll do it naturally Every man I know: Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka Khan
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    Text - Macromedia Flash Gordon @spongefacedboy Every woman I know: large, powerful, giant teeth, lives at the bottom of the ocean, bioluminescent lure designed to tempt in prey Every guy I know: tiny, fragile, absorbed until their body is left as nothing but a set of testicles and they become a sperm producing parasite
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    Text - Alice from Queens @AliceFromQueens Every woman I know: complains there's "no one" to have sex with. Every man I know: wants to have sex with them.
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    Text - Lux "Valkyrie Stan" Alptraum @LuxAlptraum Every woman I know: AOC Every man I know: A bin raccoon 6:55 PM 5/4/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - daniel elkind (1984-?) @DoubleEBooks every woman I know: her bf:
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    Text - Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield every woman I know: does yoga, flawless skin, multiple PhDs, churns her own butter, flies covert missions to airdrop chocolate and vaccines to orphans in the Sudan every man I know: is three dogs in a trench coat
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    Text - Jesse Singal @jessesingal Every woman I know: PhDs in literary theory, sociology.zoology, and at least one hard science Every man I know: Dead from an accident trying to open his refrigerator to get at a Bud Light Lime he won in a revenge-porn website contest
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    Text - Leön Mùsk В @diet_pepis every woman i know: taught themselves chemistry at a young age, building a breeder reactor in the garden shed, deeply unsafe every man i know: lacks object permanence, thoughtlessly supplying women with radioactive elements
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    Text - torrid giantsbane @yellowcardigan Every woman I know: horny, loves chocolate, can't find a swimsuit that fits Every man I know: lazy, loves lasagna, kicks dogs off tables
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    Text - Michael Hearn @MichaelCHearn Every woman I know: beautiful and classy, headstrong, can deal with controlling men, jazz singer at a club isn't bad just drawn that way. Every man I know: aloof at social cues, easily distracted by promise of physical gags, had the will of Acme in his pocket the whole time.
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    Text - rob @cheefs13 every woman I know: spends $100s on makeup, trying to get short stories about her ex published in the new yorker every guy know: only listens to playboi carti, gets too high at parties and says "aight bro I'm bout to head out," trying to be a fortnite streamer
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    Text - Stefan Sirucek @sirstefan Every woman I know: Practically perfect in every way. Every man I know: Chimney sweep
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    Text - dirt prince @pant_leg every woman i know: terrifying every man i know: also terrifying i have anxiety
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    Text - XYUSSR A @goatmonty every woman i know: raw fruitarian, crossfit trains in between volunteering shifts, eliminated poverty in haiti, is a licensed pediatrician and dentist, reads ulysses as a nightly routine every guy i know: accidentally cut his jugular while shaving for the 5th time this week
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    Text - Megan Palmer @megmegpalm Every woman I know: works 3 jobs, goes to school full time, is caring for an elderly relative, and still keeps it together. Every man I know: had 1 doctor's appointment last week and is still complaining about it.
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    Text - ann! @annvnelson every woman i know: does vinyasa yoga, listens to mitski, eats raw protein powder, freelance circumciser every man i know: has replaced own blood with 3-in-1 shampoo
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    Text - bobo the sleuth Follow @woodmasterfresh every woman i know: birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again, moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock, begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airline, ayatollah in iran, russians in afghanistan every man i know: didn't start the fire 1:51 AM -3 May 2019
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    Text - diet pepsi for breakfast @prophethusband Follow every woman i know: works out, does yoga, runs her own charity, works as a surgeon or lawyer, has a well-fed beautiful cat called Hermione every man i know: just asked "doi really have to pay taxes?" in a discord server called Gamers Against Women 5:23 PM -2 May 2019
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    Text - sam Follow @mardirooster every woman I know: going to college to get more knowledge every guy I know: going to Jupiter to get more stupider 12:58 PM 2 May 2019
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    Text - g aby @gabydvj Follow every woman i know: nice, cool, fun, gets sad sometimes, is a complex being every white twitter feminist i know: does quirky gender essentialism for retweets 12:50 PM 2 May 2019
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