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21 Funny and Sad Tinder Moments Bursting with Puns and Shame

Dating Apps certainly make connecting with people a breeze, but they don't make people any less desperate and awkward. Here are some attempts on tinder that landed like a gymnast and others that landed like a burlap sack of bowling balls. For more amusing, clumsy tinder moments, check this out.

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    funny tinder - Clothing - 5:42 PM @ 149% O ll Verizon Natalia 21 43 miles away I'm not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for, but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for. NAT 'S P X
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    funny tinder - Text - In the future when you are my wife, and I die, I want you to mix my ashes in a bowel of chili curry and eat it, just so I can tear up that ass one more time
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    funny tinder - Text - AT&T 12:35 AM Normally I would have made up a line based on your bio, but someone doesn't have one yet lol Well that would be too easy You have several photos to work with Hopefully pushing you off that cliff isn't the only way to get you to fall for me Sent 24 10 miles away GIF Type a message Send SHARE WITH A FRIEND
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    funny tinder - Face - 13% 6:16 pm Vo) 4G t LTE David and goliath Today 6:03 pm Hahahaha I haven't seen any of them movies (marvel? Batman? Idk?) But imma google it Okay that's super awkward it's none of the above Type a message... GIF L
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    funny tinder - Hair - Verizon 12:54 PM Molly 21 I can eat a whole pot of Mac and cheese by myself and if that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
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    funny tinder - Clothing - Emilia, 26 3942 miles away Brunch eater extraordinaire, chess enthusi- ast, world's okayest sit down comedian. Let's do sushi and catch a show at IO. Ex-boyfriends give Emilia a rrating! Alexei says: "Em is awesome! I'm not really sure why we broke up, I guess she might be more attractive if she spoke more Russian?" Scott says: "I'm married, leave me alone." Griff says: "I'm not writing a tinder review for you, are you serious?"
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    funny tinder - Text - 18:591 il LTE Bridget Can you help me out? I've got all these forks and knives so all need now is a little spoon Hahaha that's a good one spoon is a speciality of mine, due to being so small and all little Today 18:49 Even better! So are you a soup spoon then or a dessert spoon? I'm not too well versed on cutlery etiquette but I think it depends on whether you come before or after dinner... Hahaha hmm.. think I'm a spoon that can do both Send Type a message GIF
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    funny tinder - Food - 7:43 PM T-MobileLTE 99% Ravioli 26 Ravioli at Ravioli Boyardee 8 Ravioli 930 miles away Just a piece of ravioli looking to be less ravilonely. My Anthem KRUSTY The Krusty Krab Pizza Song (From "Spongebob Squ... KOB PIZZA SONG Ting Tong
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    funny tinder - Text - ANK 38%10:12 PM Today 10:10 PM Can I interest you in an avatar themed pickup line there's nothing better Idk about fire or air, but I'd like to master bending you over a table ok so basically let's get married GIF Type a message...
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    funny tinder - Text - what would i have to do to get your number :) you're pretty cool Perform a magic trick i can make your standards disappear! Sent Damn
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    funny tinder - Text - 9:23 pm Telstra 4G YOU MATCHED WITH 13/3/19. Going through my matches beforeI delete them. Worth keeping you or not? Today 9:23 pm Nah babe I got mad issues Sent Type a message. Send GIF Yeah Неу | O WE R TYU D F G H AS J K L C Z X VB NM return 123 space X
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    funny tinder - Text - Stephanie YOU MATCHED WITH STEPHANIE ON 5/7/19 Old Town Roa... Lil Nas X, Billy... Imfao you can send songs on Tinder now wow Today 12:22 PM Hahaha wow I PIL PREESTS Lick My Nutz DJ Paul, Lord .. URD INBAMUUS oME WITE DE TO BEL Sent
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    funny tinder - Text - o Sprint Wi-Fi 2:36 PM 69% Michalia Do you like Wendy's Helll yeah So you'll love whendeez nuts are hitting your chin Go away,lol #201 Okay ahaha sorry my bad Can I ask about your musical tastes E Your fine. I like country and pop 2016 Pop? Do you like Imagine Dragons? Yeah atozz0 Imagine Draggin deez nuts across your face Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    funny tinder - Emoticon - 10:20 34% 10:23 33% Today 10:20 p.m "Insert something clever I'm clever wanna insert me? Sent SHARE HALEY'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS Type a message GIF <
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    funny tinder - Text - How did the duck die? It overdosed on quack it got a good snort you won't have to worry Idk what to do now Never knew I'll make it this far What's your blood type? Want a kidney?
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    funny tinder - Text - 93%9:02 AM Dallas Today 8:57 AM I've heard that everything is bigger in Texas, but no one told me everything is hotter in Dallas Well I'm not even from Texas Type a message... GIF
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    funny tinder - Text - Tere 21 Trewio Media Inc. Zealand Institute Of Business And Technology 32 kilometres away Yesterday I sawa girl wearing a tee that said "Malibu" and I was like damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and l am, in fact, the alcoholic. X
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    funny tinder - Recreation - 09:17 M bumble date Amanda, 21 my name's amanda but u can call me da cause I'm an independent woman who doesn't need aman (jk date me pls) e Socially QDon't know yet 163 cm (5' 4") Undergraduate degree R Almost never
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    funny tinder - Text - 10:41 PM ll 47% 21 4 miles away searching for my Ideal Type - 5'7" bald net worth of 151.8 billion - will marry with no prenup - hand over 35 billion worth of amazon stock in a divorce settlement -jeff bezos PROFILE SHARE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS X
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    funny tinder - Text - YOU MATCHED WITH FFION ON 24/04/2019. If you found a bag of money with the same amount as your phone number how much money would you have?
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