Mars Is a Very Advanced World

Viral thread, 'Consider yourself on call': Employer demands employees leave their personal phones on and be contactable at all hours to come into work 1

'You can't do that': Company says no overtime, tanker driver threatens to abandon full load on side of road 2

'Be a team player': Boss calls employee replaceable and demands they come in on their day off, backpedals when they quit 3

30+ Maps that will get you so lost you'll have to use the stars to navigate 4

'He tells me I'm abusing his grading policy': College student knows worst grade will be dropped, only submits title page for next assignment 5

Thieving delinquent nephews steal coveted can collection, guy threatens to call police when they won't pay him back 6

‘Case Closed’ : Unlawfully Funny Courthouse Quotes That Really Have Appeal 1

30 Random Black Friday memes for shoppers waiting in the cold at 2AM to save like $20 on an iPad 2

‘Well That Sucks’: Funniest Fails for a Garbage Day or a Groundhog Week 3

20+ Embarrassing Family & Wedding Photo Fails 4

'Bad hair day? Shave it all off': 30+ Awful life hacks 5

'How many DAYS did you cook it for?': Karen blames restaurant after she burns her own pie, gets roasted in the comments 6