He Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking for
The Toast writer (and nigh-perfect Twitter user) Mallory Ortberg asked her followers about the most dad-like dad story they've ever experienced. This is just one of the best responses.
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Entitled neighbor demands to put scaffolding on resident's driveway as they make house repairs for two weeks, resident refuses to cooperate: ‘You can't use my property'
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27-year-old goes no contact with entitled mom and sister after they try to take the money he saved for a house: 'That money is mine!'
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26-year-old "loyal client" spends $460 on waxing services, waxer closes shop doors and refuses to refund her: 'Just sue her... slam dunk case'
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'They want me to do this at no extra cost': Homebuyers demand seller leaves lawn decor and redo landscaping before move-in, seller shuts it down legally when they threaten to back out of sale
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Parents demand 18-year-old give her car, that she paid for herself, to her 16-year-old brother because he "needs it more": ' I worked part-time jobs for 2 years to help pay for that car'
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