It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think that these two hundred and eighty character tidbits deserve some a whole lot of love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. That's because tweeting is a very specific skill that involves packing a lot of bunch into some seriously small parameters. Brevity behooves you in the Twitter-verse. For some prime examples of how to do the Twitter thing right, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. Be like them.
This is going to be everyone on Super Bowl Sunday. Pass the seven layer dip, please.
The only cure is a hysterectomy.
Same, Darla.
This is a grouping of words that we have never seen before.
This is truer than most men would like to know.