If You're Wearing a Pikmin Beanie, Can I Throw You at Stuff?

'He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower': Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it's for the environment 1

‘I’m taking my money back’: Woman Lends Her Sister Money to Buy a Car, Then Finds Out Parents Bought Her a New Jeep 2

30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 27, 2024) 3

'I won't have someone gaslight me': Customer gets snippy with retail manager, manager tells him to "call customer service yourself" 4

33 Pieces of 90s Nostalgia That Kids Today Won’t Understand (April 26, 2024) 5

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 6

Mission: Quite possible 1

Come on coffee, do your thing. 2

I don't smile wherever I'm at. 3

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 4

That's no bull. 5

Nothing like an old friend. 6