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Dude eBays Everything His "Cheating Whore of an Ex Wife" Left Behind As Revenge

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    "Complete job lot of possessions belonging to my cheating ex whore of a wife"

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    Bidding for the clothes reached £185 before the husband said it was taken down by the website.
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    "Welcome to my eBay listing for this absolute disgrace of a car..."

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    ... which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins. This ridiculous piece of German engineered campness would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity."
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    "Physically can't drive this car as I look like Donkey Kong from Mario Kart."

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    "I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest she didn't like it that much either so she took my car in the split."
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    "You could buy this car for someone else as a gift, especially if you don't like them very much and you wanted them to leave you all alone and sad, as apparently that is the effect it has."

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    He plans on using the earnings from the auctions to commission the services of prostitutes in their marital home and buy enough Scotch whisky to "drink myself into a coma".
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