Dude eBays Everything His "Cheating Whore of an Ex Wife" Left Behind As Revenge
A guy who remains anonymous had his heart broken when he found out his wife had cheated on him with someone who "looks like Beppe from Eastenders."
Because memories of the lady who cheated on you with her personal trainer aren't easy to cope with on a daily basis, this dude posted some incredible ads on eBay to sell ex wife's convertible Smart car (piece of excrement), clothes and shoes.
"Welcome to my eBay listing for this absolute disgrace of a car..."
... which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins. This ridiculous piece of German engineered campness would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity."
"Physically can't drive this car as I look like Donkey Kong from Mario Kart."
"I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest she didn't like it that much either so she took my car in the split."
"You could buy this car for someone else as a gift, especially if you don't like them very much and you wanted them to leave you all alone and sad, as apparently that is the effect it has."
He plans on using the earnings from the auctions to commission the services of prostitutes in their marital home and buy enough Scotch whisky to "drink myself into a coma".