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Vet builds a custom wheelchair for a kitten with a spinal injury made with rulers, hot wheels and tape, proving that kindness is made out of love and time rather than money: 'He was really wanting to play and walk around,so I used what I had'

Vet builds a custom wheelchair for a kitten with a spinal injury made with rulers, hot wheels and tape, proving that kindness is made out of love and time rather than money: 'He was really wanting to play and walk around,so I used what I had'

30 of the Freshest and Funniest Cat Tweets of the Week to Start Monday With a Smile (August 3, 2026)

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Entitled neighbor demands resident relocate their new AC unit due to noise, resident refuses and hires certified technician to prove it's up to code: ‘I consider the matter closed’

Entitled neighbor demands resident relocate their new AC unit due to noise, resident refuses and hires certified technician to prove it's up to code: ‘I consider the matter closed’

25-year-old starts taking care of her elderly neighbor, only to discover that her son is receiving government paychecks to care for her: ‘I am no longer comfortable helping out our neighbor.'

25-year-old starts taking care of her elderly neighbor, only to discover that her son is receiving government paychecks to care for her: ‘I am no longer comfortable helping out our neighbor.'

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Wife yells at husband for cooking bacon at 7 AM, claims the smell woke her up: 'She was in the bedroom with the door closed'

Wife yells at husband for cooking bacon at 7 AM, claims the smell woke her up: 'She was in the bedroom with the door closed'

Manager continuously assigns employee 'urgent' work at 4:55 PM, gets annoyed when they push back: 'It feels more like poor planning than an actual business need'

Manager continuously assigns employee 'urgent' work at 4:55 PM, gets annoyed when they push back: 'It feels more like poor planning than an actual business need'

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Canadian couple rescues a puppy from a man trying to drown her in the sea, then spends the rest of their vacation fighting to bring her home to Canada before they run out of time

Canadian couple rescues a puppy from a man trying to drown her in the sea, then spends the rest of their vacation fighting to bring her home to Canada before they run out of time

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'She told me I was "erasing" her son's identity': New mom demands that everyone call newborn by his elaborate full name, considers limiting contact with 30-year-old brother for using nickname

'She told me I was "erasing" her son's identity': New mom demands that everyone call newborn by his elaborate full name, considers limiting contact with 30-year-old brother for using nickname

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: 'It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around'

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: 'It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around'

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Manager charged $718 in hotel expenses on his employee's card in April, he still won't pay them back months later in August: He told me he'd pay me back the next morning as soon as accounting fixed the issue. That was April 27'

25-year-old starts taking care of her elderly neighbor, only to discover that her son is receiving government paychecks to care for her: ‘I am no longer comfortable helping out our neighbor.'

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Airbnb guests and their hosts are threatening to sue him for the towing cost—Fed-up resort town homeowner tows the vehicles of “half the neighborhood” of Airbnb guests after getting the parking code rewritten to deal with their errant parking

22-year-old woman secretly looks at best friend's phone and finds a group chat without her: ‘I have been friends with these girls for 10, eight, and five years. I know that this group chat of theirs isn't solely being used for events that I can't attend’

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